Just a little something to make your holiday brighter!
P.S. Be sure to give thanks or you may summon Turkor the Destroyer.
P.P.S. Have fun and eat till ya pop!
I normally don’t post in the middle of the week, but With Turkey Day right around the corner, I decided to come up with a short post that really captures the spirit of how this great holiday got started.
…and the rest is history.
Now, I think we should all list something that we’re thankful for.
I’ll go first.
I’m thankful that our murderous ancestors brought their campaign of irrational hatred to a peace-loving people so that I can eat myself into a diabetic coma every year. I’m sure they would be proud of me.
P.S. Wife and I will be out and about this weekend, so you’ll have to get by with this bite-sized post, sorry. Happy Turkey Day!
P.P.S. The underwhelmer does not promote Imperialism and feels very, very sorry about what his forefathers did. Please don’t flood me with hate mail.