You’ll need the following items;
A giant spotlight.
A large stencil with a “U” cut out of it.
A dark and cloudy night.
Combine all three and point at a large cloud and I’ll show up as soon as I can. I drive a really crappy car so it may take a while.
Alternatively, you could just email me at cluegiver@gmail.com
I read all of my emails and I’d love to hear what you think.
P.S. Bonus points will be awarded to those who try the spotlight technique anyway.
Live, Nerd, Repeat 
How do you have such a big header when mine is restricted to 1000 by 288?
Not sure… maybe it has something to do with the theme and/ or the death threats that I constantly send to Microsoft?
Death threats. Lol.
I tried the spotlight tecnique, but then I fell down. ): I don’t think you saw it.
Bonus points are awarded!
*500 exp is shared among the party
*IamLegendary has leveled up!
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That’s “U”! 😀
It appears that you have your head in the clouds. 😉
Don’t worry! I’m on my way!
…where are you, by the way? I might need directions. 😛
ooh level 2! I feel….POWERFUL!
I feel like I could stomp on an ant hill!
Stay away from fire ants… those are for level four and above. 😉
hey, love the blog. very funny. i just started following you. would you mind following me? i just started a comical blog of my own and i’m trying to get some street cred. lol. thanks. -Roxygetsreal
No problem 🙂
I have been waiting forever for you to show up! Wait. It’s light out…
That presents a problem 🙂
You said I’d be glad I that I followed you. It’s been 30 seconds, and so far, you are making good on your promise. Please, don’t destroy my faith in humanity.
Lol. 😀
I kept breaking the spotlights I tried to use, so I figured that I would just let you know via the interweb that I nominated you for the Inspiring Blogger Award. If you would like to accept it, you can click here: http://thereandbackagainawhittietale.wordpress.com/2013/04/16/blogger-award/
Thanks for the humorous posts and classy illustrations!
YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST HUMAN I’VE EVER MET, EXCEPT MINUS THE PART WHERE I HAVEN’T MET YOU.
I really like your blog and am also following it. I will be much grateful if you were to follow mine as well. fifafourteen.wordpress.com. Thanks a lot and keep up the humour.
Hey this is great!
I just discovered this blog. Looking forward to the fun!