You’ll need the following items;
A giant spotlight.
A large stencil with a “U” cut out of it.
A dark and cloudy night.
Combine all three and point at a large cloud and I’ll show up as soon as I can. I drive a really crappy car so it may take a while.
Alternatively, you could just email me at email@example.com
I read all of my emails and I’d love to hear what you think.
P.S. Bonus points will be awarded to those who try the spotlight technique anyway.