Q: Why did you pick the name underwhelmer?
A: Funny Mother F*cker was already taken.
Q: If you could be any type of animal, what animal would you be and why?
A: A robot because they don’t have to explain themselves. Next question.
Q: Are you an alien?
Probably not. No.
Q: Some of the things you say are mean. Are you a mean person?
A: Yes. I’m like a fighter jet made out of hornets.
Q: How do you come up with such great ideas for your posts?
A: It’s a pretty strict regimen that produces quality work like this. I usually get up at the crack of noon on Sunday and write about whatever comes to mind and then I draw stuff to put in the post. I usually drink while doing this too, so it’s important to have a good alcohol tolerance.
Q: How do you make your drawings?
A: I keep it old school. Everything is done in MS Paint with a mouse and keyboard.
Q: What’s with all the werebeavers?
A: I don’t think that werewolves should get all of the attention. A beaver can be just as beautiful and majestic as any wolf.
Q: Are you a real person?
A: I think so. Anyway, here’s a picture of me as Elvis.
Q: Do you always take such stupid pictures?
A: Yes. It’s a point of pride for me.