Q:  Why did you pick the name underwhelmer?

A:  Funny Mother F*cker was already taken.

Q:  If you could be any type of animal, what animal would you be and why?

A:  A robot because they don’t have to explain themselves.  Next question.

Q:  Are you an alien?

A: Probably not.  No.

Q:  Some of the things you say are mean.  Are you a mean person?

A:  Yes.  I’m like a fighter jet made out of hornets.

Q:  How do you come up with such great ideas for your posts?

A:  It’s a pretty strict regimen that produces quality work like this.  I usually get up at the  crack of noon on Sunday and write about whatever comes to mind and then I draw stuff to put in the post.  I usually drink while doing this too, so it’s important to have a good alcohol tolerance.

Q:  How do you make your drawings?

A:  I keep it old school.  Everything is done in MS Paint with a mouse and keyboard.

Q:  What’s with all the werebeavers?

A:  I don’t think that werewolves should get all of the attention.  A beaver can be just as beautiful and majestic as any wolf.

Q:  Are you a real person?

A:  I think so.  Anyway, here’s a picture of me as Elvis.

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Q:  Do you always take such stupid pictures?

A:  Yes.  It’s a point of pride for me.

28 thoughts on “FAQ

  1. Great FAQs. Mine are similarly slanted and I always feel disappointed when I read other bloggers’ FAQs and they are legitimate (i.e. what did you major in? english). Love the blog and congrats on being Freshly Pressed!

  2. I am sorry for just randomly reading through your posts and pages and always clicking the like button – it’s not like I’m selecting a page , clicking like (without reading), move on to the next page. I actually am reading everything and I can’t any different but to like it, so don’t get me wrong, please 😉 But you are just UNBELIEVABLE! Can’t wait to read more 🙂

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