Q: Why did you pick the name underwhelmer?
A: Funny Mother F*cker was already taken.
Q: If you could be any type of animal, what animal would you be and why?
A: A robot because they don’t have to explain themselves. Next question.
Q: Are you an alien?
A: Probably not. No.
Q: Some of the things you say are mean. Are you a mean person?
A: Yes. I’m like a fighter jet made out of hornets.
Q: How do you come up with such great ideas for your posts?
A: It’s a pretty strict regimen that produces quality work like this. I usually get up at the crack of noon on Sunday and write about whatever comes to mind and then I draw stuff to put in the post. I usually drink while doing this too, so it’s important to have a good alcohol tolerance.
Q: How do you make your drawings?
A: I keep it old school. Everything is done in MS Paint with a mouse and keyboard.
Q: What’s with all the werebeavers?
A: I don’t think that werewolves should get all of the attention. A beaver can be just as beautiful and majestic as any wolf.
Q: Are you a real person?
A: I think so. Anyway, here’s a picture of me as Elvis.
Q: Do you always take such stupid pictures?
A: Yes. It’s a point of pride for me.
Live, Nerd, Repeat 
I like this. I like it a lot. 🙂
I’m glad you like it. 🙂
“A beaver can be just as beautiful and majestic as any wolf.” Truer words have never been spoken.
Ha. Moral of the story: If you’re a beaver and everybody else is a wolf, just be awesome and you can’t go wrong.
Nerd + Humor = World Peace. Keep it up!
I’ll do my best, thanks!
Great FAQs. Mine are similarly slanted and I always feel disappointed when I read other bloggers’ FAQs and they are legitimate (i.e. what did you major in? english). Love the blog and congrats on being Freshly Pressed!
Cool, thanks. I am glad that you like my FAQ, but more of this is true than I’d like to admit. 😉
Awesome blog! Glad it got freshly pressed; that way I came across it!
A true gem.
We’re the last men standing. Did you notice it? 🙂
Thank you. There are some others that are much better than mine. Take a look at my latest post, I mention a few of them.
You look like underwhelmer! 🙂
He just needs to grow his hair out and then become a wizard and he’ll be good to go. 😉
I love the blog. i find it hysterical keep it up
Thank you. 🙂 I do my best.
Anyone else notice the lady behind Underwelmer trying the cliché picture of looking like she is pushing the tower?
Everybody was doing it that day. It was a little annoying so I decided to panic… it seemed like the thing to do at the time. 🙂
Who writes this garbage? lol i like that a lot
I do what I can 😀
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
🙂
I am sorry for just randomly reading through your posts and pages and always clicking the like button – it’s not like I’m selecting a page , clicking like (without reading), move on to the next page. I actually am reading everything and I can’t any different but to like it, so don’t get me wrong, please 😉 But you are just UNBELIEVABLE! Can’t wait to read more 🙂
Thanks Scarlett… I do what I can 🙂
Your, sir, are my hero.
What a riot!. Too funny.
The last questi – hahahah!
(Too much?) 😉
I shall now dub you Funny Mother F*cker
“fighter jet made out of hornets”
Five minutes later, still laughing. It might be the Courvoisier, No, I’m sure much of it is due to your natural talent. And the hornets.