Look at What I Made For You.

Sorry for not posting in a while. The Doctor and I had to clean up some things in London.

Me & the Doctor

When that was all said and done, he dropped me off back at my house… several months after my last post. Oh well, it’s that whole space-time thing. What can you do?

I’ve been perusing the Book of Faces (that’s what I choose to call it so you can shut your rich little face, Zuckerberg) and I’ve found some inspirational/ awesome quotes that I’ve decided to draw for you… enjoy.

“Go to Heaven for the climate and Hell for the company.” -Mark Twain

Heaven is Boring

Meanwhile, downstairs…

Hell is Probably Much More Fun

“Once in a while blow your own damn mind.” -Anon

Wizard + Peyote

Equals

SPIRIT JOURNEY IN THE DESERT!!!

SPIRIT JOURNEY IN THE DESERT!!!

“Gold medals aren’t really made of gold. They’re made of sweat, determination and a hard to find alloy called guts.” -Anon

Ewwww....

“Storms make trees take deeper roots.” -Dolly Parton

Dolly Parton is a Badass

Dolly the Kingslayer.

Dolly, Slayer of Kings

“The poorest man is he whose only wealth is money.” -Anon

Dragons Love Gold

“In case of doubt, over dress.” -Anon

Yup, this is better... (12)

Clothes Make the Man

“If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.” -George Carlin

Trouble in the Skywalker Family

THE END.

P.S. Speaking of Star Wars, Disney recently bought the rights to Star Wars. They’re planning to do a movie entirely about Boba Fett.

P.P.S. I’m not a religious man, but if I did create my own religion Boba Fett would be one of my chosen prophets. If The Mouse screws this one up and shows The Fett in a light that is anything short of a supernova of undiluted awesome, I will declare a Holy Crusade against Disney.

Boba Fett

Sorry, but Boba Fett in very near and dear to my heart. 😛

24 thoughts on “Look at What I Made For You.

  1. Ah, the sacred words of the Book of Faces. I am humbled. How can we ever thank you for this gift from the greatest wizard to have ever walked this retched earth? I bow and tremble before Boba Fett’s sandals (or boots or whatever he’s wearing).

    (Wait, which one is Boba Fett?)

  2. Pesky Time Lord. Do you know, he crashed into my back garden a couple of months ago. He completely destroyed my back gate. I live in England! I need a back gate to protect me from the constant flying TARDIS’! Ah well. Wait, you weren’t there too?

    • I just want to let you know that I had to stop and take few deep breaths before I answered this one… just kidding 🙂

      Actually in Star Wars lore, Boba Fett escapes the Saarlac Pit and goes on to wreak a path of destruction & bad-assery across the galaxy. He even teams up with Han Solo’s daughter.

        • The closest thing the original trilogy (IV, V & VI) had to an anti-hero was Han. He really wasn’t a strong anti-hero though. I think some of us were captivated by the mysterious bounty hunter/ assassin archetype of Boba.

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