It’s good to be back once again. Sorry for the long departure, dear interwebs, but I’ve had to contend with exploding laptops, the new job and a few other curve-balls from life. The good news is that, much like the absentee father, I’m here now and I’ll always be here for you. That is, until I run out of smokes or my new girlfriend starts bitching about me spending too much time with you. Then you’ll just have to stay at your mother’s place for a couple of weeks while I smooth things over. You’ll understand when you’re older.
So, back on track. I’ve really been up to a lot lately
Yup, things have been a virtual beehive of activity. You’ve probably even noticed the new art style. My company made a horrible mistake and issued us iPads and I’ve been drawing up a storm! Here’s the first thing that I drew.
Do you like it? Well, I’m lying. It isn’t the first thing that I drew. The first thing was some god-awful iPad monstrosity that looked like the fevered dream of a mentally disturbed child. I deleted it as soon as I was done because I was afraid Hastur, Cthulhu or some other Lovecraft horror would use it as a portal to our world. I’ll try to recreate it for you.
Isn’t technology great?
So a little update on what’s been going on for the past several months. I’m making great progress on the book and I expect to be done by the end of the year or early 2015 at the latest. The new job is going great. I’m basically a guide and adviser for electrophysiologists during live surgeries. The fact that I don’t have a medical degree isn’t slowing me down either because everybody keeps listening to me for some insane reason that I haven’t figured out yet.
A lot of my friends ask me if I’m under a lot of stress working in these conditions with people who are far more educated than I am. To this I respond,
All in all, I’m really excited to be back at the blog-o-sphere with you. Although I haven’t posted in months, I have been jotting down ideas and I’ve got some good material planned for you guys. Expect stories about my flight from hell, discovering my real life clone, my take on the news and even my time in College Park, Atlanta; holla! Stay tuned!
P.S. Let me know what you guys think of the new artwork. I should be able to make many more pictures with each post using this technique. If my calculations are correct, expect to see approximately one metric fuck-ton of pictures!
P.P.S. Just don’t be too harsh on the criticism. I’m a delicate flower.