I’ve spent a considerable amount of time and energy pondering the ultimate question… What is the best superpower to have if you could only have one?
There really are a lot to choose from. Many people think about being able to control the weather, turn invisible, etc. Here’s my top five.
Who wouldn’t want to be indestructible? On the surface, this sounds like the best one to have, but it has limitations. Invulnerability just means that you can’t be destroyed, period. It doesn’t say anything about actually being able to succeed at anything or, more importantly, your capacity to feel pain.
I imagine that after the first few hours of being trapped inside an active volcano, you’d start to rethink your superpower choice, but at least you’d live forever.
#4. Time travel
Another popular choice. With this one, you’d be able to do a little history research and then (somewhat reliably) re-shape the future. You could even travel to the future and then predict events in the present to your favor. The only downside I can see to this is the fact that history is full of dick-holes. Genghis Khan would be less interested in you personally and more interested in finding out if your head came off the same way as people from his time.
Travel through time at your own risk.
Here’s a classic. With mind-reading, nobody could hide anything from you. You’d be the ultimate interrogator and government agencies around the world would bid for your services. You’d be like a mind wizard.
A lot of research materials (comic books to the common folk) that I’ve read on the subject don’t really showcase an ‘off switch’ for this particular superpower. With that in mind, it would be wise to avoid insane asylums and large groups of mentally retarded people.
The effects could be permanent.
This is a step up from mind-reading. There’s no point to reading minds if you know everything already. With omniscience, you truly would be the guru of everything.
This power would feel absolutely great and everyone would seek you out for your sage advice. You couldn’t expect to live very long though. It would only be a matter of time until you annoyed someone to the point of killing you. Think about how annoying the know-it-all at the party is. You’d be that guy to everyone, all the time.
Yeah, you’re days would be numbered.
I know… It doesn’t seem like a very good one, but here’s why it’s number one. With enough practice, you could move anything with your mind. Everything from a grain of sand to planets could be moved by your mind. This includes people too. What’s more, is that any person you manipulate would be completely aware of what you were forcing them to do. Imagine a hated business colleague stopping in the middle of a quarterly review presentation to strip naked and break-dance atop the boardroom table. The possibilities are endless.
As an added bonus, you could move yourself with your mind. Now you have the power of flight as well, an amazing two-for-the-price-of-one deal.
So, let’s review what we’ve learned…
#1. Superpowers are fucking awesome.
#2. See previous.
Mind-reading = Pennywise the clown = FTW. I’m going to hide in my closet now.
“How ya’ doin’ Georgie?”
– Most Terrifying Clown Ever
Oooh super powers! How about mind control? Would be useful for a promotion too! LOL
I’ve been working on it, but I’m still not quite good enough. 😉
Ive had this debate numerous times and I always end up wanting mind reading just wish their was some switch!
The power of ‘Invisibility at Will’ would rock.