underwhelmer.com is my little corner of the inter-webs where I let funny things spill out of my skull. These funny things are often accompanied by exquisite drawings, which are also funny. These drawings may be purchased by you for a ridiculously high price so that I may continue with my Beluga caviar and Faberge egg addiction. Thanks for stopping by.
P.S. Don’t forget to bring money next time…
You, sir, are absolutely hilarious.
Consider yourself now followed…
Thanks. 🙂 I do what I can.
Can’t believe I haven’t commented on your About page yet. Just want to reaffirm that you, sir, are awesome, and I am envious of your humor-leaking skull.
You should actually make some of those pictures available for purchase. I’d bite, seeing as how I’m trying to surround myself with blog-related paraphernalia for the purpose of inspiration.
Hmm. Money you say? 🙂
I really want to do that, but with my current job and my shadowy puppet masters, I can’t do anything for profit at the moment. The next couple of months will be a different matter though!
How in the HECK have I never seen this blog before!? Subscribing now!
Thanks. Glad to have you on board!
Well that’s just awesome! Loved the post on Freshly Pressed! Hilarious, keep it up.
Thanks Sportsjim. I do what I can with what I have. 🙂
Hey, your blog made me laugh out loud. keep it up 🙂
I do my best to make the LOLz. Thanks for stopping by.
nice blog. i like your drawnigs and out of the world ideas. the freshly pressed post is awesome. so is the header of the blog. great work 🙂
Thanks. I’m really partial to the ninja kicking and leaving a rainbow trail behind him.
Just found your very entertaining blog and feel compelled to tell you that I studied the Ninja Rainbow for a little while before I recognized the black area as a flying kick. I put some effort into it, figured it out, got that “a-HA!” flood of opiates and am now afterglowing. So much more rewarding than those Magic Eye migraine-inducers of the early 90’s.
I look forward to poring through the rest of your blog.
Ha ha! It’s good to see that at least one person gets it!
I hope you like what you find. 😉
You make me laugh.
Thank you. I do what I can to spread the funny.
OMG! This was hilarious to say the very least. 🙂
I can’t wait for Disclosure & then for our familes & friends from afar to join us en masse, so your tips were rather useful. HA HA
BTW ~ I’m a huge Matthew & Suzy Ward fan & follow them on MatthewBooks. com as well as others via GalacticChannelings. com and SteveBeckow. com.
Love & LIGHT funny Earthling!
~@nnie~ Durban ~ South Africa ~
Well, thanks for the kind words. I hope all is well down there. 😉
Hi, I just wanna drop by and say Hi, your blog is awesome. You’ve got a fan in Vietnam 🙂
Wow, this is quite the globe-trotting little blog I’ve put together. Thank you so much. Greetings from Germany!
The only thing better than the posts are the … mouse and keyboard MS PAINT works of art !
Brilliant work !
They are priceless and exquisite like the tears of a unicorn. Thanks for the support. 🙂
I know that humans told you already how funny and cool you are but I’ll tell you again: you are awesome! I laugh from the bottom of my… my soul! I really love your sense of humor, your style in writing, and your MSPaint art, you remind me of… me.
I am happy that I found your blog – I saw your post “What to Do if You’re the First Human to Make Contact with Aliens” in the freshly pressed. Too bad I’m no active blogger to find a post by me there. Keep it up!
P.S: Check out my blog if you want, even if I mostly use french to write – it’s my main language.
Wow, thanks. I’ll certainly check out your blog, but I won’t tell Wife about you. She has a thing for French speakers and if you’re just like me, well then… I don’t think I can compete! 😛
Have you submitted stuff to Cracked.com? You have a gift for funny and perhaps owe it to the world to share that gift harder.
Share harder, underwhelmer!
Thanks for the words of encouragement. This whole experience has given me a lot of positive feedback. I’ll see who else wants to take a look at my crazy drawings now. 😉
Subscribed!!!! Nerds are hot….just sayin.
Thanks… it’s the big brains. 😉
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another nomination for you! for the Versatile Blogger 😀 check out the post http://heyartist.wordpress.com/2011/11/23/first-blog-nomination/
Wow, thanks! I don’t know why all you guys like my crappy drawings so much, but I won’t question it. My trophy shelf is looking fairly posh now!
I’ll be sure to make my way over. Thanks again! 😛
Love your blog completely! Tumbs up! 🙂
Thank you Sunshine. Thanks for stopping in and signing up! 🙂
You have won a Liebster Blog award! Stop by and check it out here:
Thank you, Scriptor Obscura! This award is near and dear to my heart. As an American living in Germany, I smile everytime I see anything German on the internet. 😛
I am passing along the Humorous Blogger Award to you. I have created a permanent page for this award. Please reference the link for the rules.
You can pick up your badge at:
This is a special award. It is not your standard “list seven things about yourself” award. Instead it provides an opportunity to share your relationship with humor.
Yours is one of my very favorite blogs. I hope you will have time to participate, but as always it is entirely your option.
Woot! I am on board for this one. 🙂 It really means a lot to me to hear such high praise. I’ll start working on my acceptance speech immediately! 😛
Real knee-tapper, this blog. I couldn’t help but notice… Is that a typo on the blog banner bio “Making life better though the perfect application of humor and nerdery”?
I run spellcheck for free. No charge. Legal tender tips are entirely welcome.
Well spotted. I think you’re the first person to notice. Please don’t tell anybody else, but “nerdery” isn’t a word either. 😉 I’m breaking the rules all over the place.
I stole the word “nerdery” from here. Please don’t tell the cops.
FYI – Your art pieces have me in real stitches.
Hi I just wanted to say thank you for the versatile blogger award. im a bit star struck, i love your blog!!!
No problem tinkerbelle. 🙂
You always manage to give me a chuckle. I’m jealous that you find the time to update everyday. I can barely manage once a week.
Congratulations – I just nominated you for The Versatile Blogger Award. Go here to get details:
Best Wishes & Happy Holidays
Wow. Thanks! 🙂
Have fun in Vegas!
I nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award also! I love reading your blog so keep it up!! 🙂
Thanks for the award.
*nerd high five*
You absolutely tickle me. Thanks for the laugh.
I do what I can. 🙂
Stop by every week for more funnies.
I liked your blog and have decided to pass this award onto you!!
Everyone needs positive feedback 🙂
See here for rules! http://myemilyrose.wordpress.com
Wow, thanks for the award. 🙂
I absolutely love your blog! I just nominated you for the Versatile Blogger award :). Thanks for all the laughs from your posts!
Hurray! Thanks. 🙂
One of the most amazing blogs I’ve seen till now, which is the reason I’m nominating you for the “Versatile Blog Award”
you are mentioned here: http://envisioningfuture.wordpress.com/2012/01/11/the-honor/
Everyone being nominated is presented with the award and hence they have to fulfil their duties respectively. The rules are as follows:
1. Thank the award-giver and link back to them in your post.
2. Share 7 personal things about yourself.
3. Pass this award along to 5-15 recently discovered blogs you enjoy reading.
4. Contact your chosen bloggers to let them know about the award.
PS: do check out my blog 🙂
Awesome! I’ll have to do a proper post to get all those steps in. 😉
I’m moving, but when I get settled you can expect to see one.
I’ve nominated you for the Versatile Blogger award; check it out:
It’s a good thing these aren’t physical awards. I’m moving and my place is tiny. 😦
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I have nominated you for The Sunshine Award because when I read your blog I can leave my real life problems for a while. Thank you for that 😉 Here is the information : http://beddyburc.wordpress.com/2012/03/04/about-the-sunshine-award/
Thank you. 🙂
I think that’s the whole reason I started up a humor blog was to make people laugh for a little bit… well that and the outside chance that I become hugely famous and people throw wads of cash at me on an hourly basis. 😉
You’ve you been nominated for the inspirational blogger award! 😀 The instructions for accepting it are on my wall.
Thanks Gabriela. 🙂
I’ll have to make my way over soon.
I’m glad you like my little blog.
I LOVE your little blog. Hehe.
I nominated you for the ABC Award! Visit http://insearchofthesilverlining.wordpress.com/2012/04/05/this-blog-is-friggin-awesome/ at your convenience and keep up the awesome work!
Greetings! Just letting you know that I’ve nominated you for the Kreativ Blogger Award because I have enjoyed reading your blog and the entertainment it has provided.
If you wish to accept you must follow a few simple rules, thank the blogger who has nominated you, tell your readers about you and pass on the honor to some of your favorite bloggers.
The award won’t make you rich or famous, in fact it means nothing more than someone appreciates your writing, but it is the thought that counts.
I’ve nominated you for the versatile blogger award! Congratulations! http://versatilebloggeraward.wordpress.com/vba-rules/
And the awards keep coming 😀
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Hey! I just wanted to let you know I have nominated you for the VERY INSPIRING BLOGGER AWARD!!! (Details on my blog)
Wow, I just looked above, and it seems that everyone wants to give you awards… Probably because your blog deserves it. In keeping with this pattern of accolades, I’ve given you the Lovely Blogger Award. Here it is:
It’s true, Emily, I rock pretty hard…. lol, thanks for the award 😀
I just came across your blog from Allie’s Pro Tip blog, and I gotta say it’s hilarious! Congrats, you have a new follower!
dear interesting human, i wish to add to your collection of digital trophies.
please keep up the hilarious (and very informative) blogging.
Yes! Maybe one day I could be an interesting specimen for your cruel overlords.
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Okay, you make my skull crack because this is absolutely hilarious stuff. 😀
Laugh out loud funny – thank you – I always need that.
Damn, you are just crushing life right now. (That’s a compliment.) Well here’s another award to add to your collection! 😉
Aah awesome work man 😀 i lswalroaoomn (laughed silently with a little rush of air out of my nose)
I’ve nominated you for the versatile blogger award! Feel free to take it or leave it. You probably already have it because your posts are so… versatile?! XD The instructions are here… http://coatechnophile.wordpress.com/2013/07/29/versatile-blogger-award-dah/
Only saying how you made me laugh and complimenting your funny art(funny art, funart, fart!!), isn’t enough. I keep coming back and want you to write more is.
I just read your entire blog….entirely…something I rarely do. Hilarious! You should put a warning label, however, on your header: Do not consume hot beverages while reading the following as your hot beverage may come out of your nose. Seriously. Hot tea out the nose is not fun, but your illustrations are. Fun, that is. Illustrations shouldn’t come out your nose.
You had me at “Tip Jar” … lmao
Hello, I really love your blog! I think your drawings are the greatest! I have nominated you for the Imagine award given to creative bloggers! You can read the nomination post here http://sweetwildflower.wordpress.com/2013/10/23/imagine/ Congratulations! Annie
Why are you so awesome??? 😀
So Funny! 🙂 Looking forward to following your humor.
Anything but underwhelming 🙂
LOVE IT, BUT A PLAYA IS BROKE UNTIL THE FIRST. I CAN’T BALL OUT OF CONTROL YET. I HAVE MY SECOND JOB INTERVIEW TOMORROW. CAN’T WAIT!!
One question. What is a faberge egg? I’m sure your answer will be more enlightening than googles’.
Virtual high five to you brother, your blog is hi-larious.
If you want to know how to be a jerk whilst travelling then check:
You’ve been nominated for the Very Inspiring Blogger Award! Follow this link to find out more: http://thrumyspectacles.wordpress.com