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Bottle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/runs-into-wall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Runs into wall</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-26T06:05:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2013/08/10/world-war-z/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/jane-eyre-adaptation1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jane Eyre Adaptation</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/zombie-fall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zombie Fall</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/zombie-fall-pt-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zombie Fall pt 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/youre-so-smart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>You're so smart</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/why-would-we.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Why would we</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/whatever-you-say.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Whatever you say</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/we-write-movies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>We write movies</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/surprisingly-good.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Surprisingly Good</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/that-sounds-good.jpg</image:loc><image:title>That sounds good</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/so.jpg</image:loc><image:title>So...</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-25T17:40:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2012/05/20/why-i-am-no-longer-preparing-for-the-apocalypse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/flow-chart-for-the-end-of-the-world1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flow Chart for the End of the World</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/how-a-good-guy-dies-in-the-wasteland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>How a good guy dies in the wasteland</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/how-a-bad-guy-dies-in-the-wasteland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>How a bad guy dies in the wasteland</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/a-good-raider-does-it-with-style.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A good raider does it with style</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/nice-gun-right.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nice Gun, Right</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/logic-goes-out-the-window-when-youre-surorunded-by-jackasses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Logic goes out the window when you're surorunded by jackasses</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/flow-chart-for-plan-r.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flow chart for plan R</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/flow-chart-for-the-end-of-the-world.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flow Chart for the End of the World</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/radiations-suits-dont-stop-zombies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Radiations suits don't stop zombies.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/didnt-plan-on-zombies-did-you.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Didn't plan on zombies... did you.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-10T17:58:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2011/11/15/what-to-do-if-youre-the-first-human-to-make-contact-with-aliens/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/space-ambassador.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Space Ambassador</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/aliens-prefer-to-rock-out.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aliens prefer to rock out.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/aliens-do-not-like-your-belching.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aliens do not like your belching.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/this-alien-is-not-safe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>This alien is NOT safe.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/this-alien-is-safe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>This alien is safe.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/the-handshake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>THE handshake</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/earth-is-blowing-up-good-job.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Earth is blowing up...good job.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/do-not-panic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DO NOT PANIC</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-03T03:12:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2012/12/02/im-not-dead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/nintendo-mba.gif</image:loc><image:title>Nintendo-MBA</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/whatcha-doing1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Whatcha Doing</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/shut-up-brain1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shut up Brain</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/massive-success.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Massive Success</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/iggy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Iggy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/hurricanes-suck.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hurricanes Suck</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/hugs1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hugs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/happy-b-day1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Happy B Day!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/go-away-crazy-brain1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Go away crazy brain.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/fun-times1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fun Times</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-10T15:52:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2013/06/16/i-noticed-a-pattern-in-game-of-thrones/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/got-chart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GOT Chart</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/no-bitching.jpg</image:loc><image:title>No bitching...</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-25T20:12:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2013/03/17/happy-st-patricks-day-internet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/2nd-and-3rd-order-effects.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2nd and 3rd Order Effects.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/how-it-went-down.jpg</image:loc><image:title>How It Went Down</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-30T16:47:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2013/03/10/look-what-i-made-for-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/boba-fett.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Boba Fett</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/trouble-in-the-skywalker-family.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trouble in the Skywalker Family</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/clothes-make-the-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Clothes Make the Man</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/yup-this-is-better-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yup, this is better... (12)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dragons-love-gold.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dragons Love Gold</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dolly-slayer-of-kings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dolly, Slayer of Kings</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dolly-parton-is-a-badass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dolly Parton is a Badass</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ewwww.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ewwww....</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/spirit-journey-in-the-desert.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SPIRIT JOURNEY IN THE DESERT!!!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/equals.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Equals</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-13T21:57:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2012/08/19/what-school-of-magic-do-you-prefer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/what-school-of-magic-do-you-prefer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>What School of Magic do You Prefer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-13T15:22:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2012/08/12/bumper-stickers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/yay-mind-control-in-action2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yay!  Mind Control in Action</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/honor-student1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Honor Student</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/yay-mind-control-in-action1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yay!  Mind Control in Action</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/fire-fixes-everything1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fire fixes everything</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/they-should-put-that-on-the-flag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>They should put that on the flag.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/rebel-flag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rebel Flag</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/divorced-from-humanity.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Divorced from humanity.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/granddogs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Granddogs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/let-the-hate-mail-flow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Let the hate mail flow.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/jesus-loves-you.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jesus Loves You.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-17T02:05:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2012/07/01/video-games-keep-proving-that-im-an-awful-person/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ill-kill-you.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ILL KILL YOU!!!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/blank-shock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blank Shock</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dont-speak-to-me-you-son-of-a-bitch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Don't speak to me you son of a bitch.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/i-didnt-even-get-to-say-goodbye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I DIDNT EVEN GET TO SAY GOODBYE</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/get-away-from-me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GET AWAY FROM ME</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/lee-we-have-to-kill-larry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lee, we have to kill Larry</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/lee-help-me-save-larry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lee, help me save Larry</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/kenny-you-monster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kenny, you monster!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/lee-we-have-to-finish-him.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lee, we have to finish him</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/lilly-larrys-gonna-turn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lilly, Larry's gonna turn</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-03T02:33:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2012/06/17/what-twilight-dating-and-wifes-job-search-have-in-common/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/cpa-gig.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CPA Gig</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/kill-bill-nurse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kill Bill Nurse</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/best-job-ever.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Best Job Ever.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/nice-try-eddie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nice try Eddie.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/again-worst-character-ever.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Again, Worst. Character. Ever.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/worst-character-ever.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Worst. Character. Ever.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/charming-hobo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charming Hobo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/empty-promises.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Empty Promises</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/pikachu-guy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pikachu Guy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-12T17:09:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2012/06/10/what-video-game-protagonist-are-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/what-video-game-protagonist-are-you1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>What Video Game Protagonist are You</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/what-video-game-protagonist-are-you.jpg</image:loc><image:title>What Video Game Protagonist are You</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/oh-dear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oh dear...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/a-bird-in-the-hand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A bird in the hand</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-02T04:15:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2012/06/03/the-other-half-of-the-idiom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/the-book-of-the-dead-100-points-if-you-get-the-army-of-darkness-reference.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Book of the Dead +100 points if you get the Army of Darkness Reference</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/random-book.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Random Book</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/multi-chicken.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Multi-chicken</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/dont-count-those-chickens.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Don't count those chickens...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/howdy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Howdy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/hi-guys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hi guys.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/fish-monster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fish monster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/yay-fishing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yay fishing</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/vegas-zombies-awesome.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vegas + Zombies = Awesome</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/vegas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vegas</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-11T03:01:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2012/05/27/what-would-rick-grimes-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/wwrgd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WWRGD</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-05T01:36:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2012/05/13/the-great-migration-part-iv-the-finale/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/1st-place-at-being-an-asshole.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1st place... at being an asshole.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/after.jpg</image:loc><image:title>After</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/before.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Before</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/it-was-starting-to-get-a-little-old.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It was starting to get a little old.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/i-think-her-paranoia-started-getting-the-best-of-her.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I think her paranoia started getting the best of her.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/sad-but-true.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sad, but true...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/other-cat-was-most-displeased.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Other Cat was most displeased</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/the-mind-of-my-cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The mind of my cat.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/yay-oregon-trail-best-game-about-dysentery-ever.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yay! Oregon Trail...  Best game about dysentery ever!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/the-future-is-today.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The future is today!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-15T16:56:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2012/04/29/no-i-wont-play-farmville-with-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/what-it-looks-like-to-me1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>What it looks like to me.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/that-would-be-fun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>That would be fun...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/it-is-adorable-though.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It is adorable though...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/what-it-looks-like-to-me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>What it looks like to me.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/this-is-what-you-think-it-looks-like.jpg</image:loc><image:title>This is what you think it looks like...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/you-shall-not-pass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/the-invite.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Invite</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/yup-this-is-better.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yup, this is better...</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-29T20:50:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2012/04/08/happy-easter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/stake-first1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stake first</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/source-of-scratching.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Source of Scratching</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/scratching.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scratching</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/lights-out.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lights out</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/goodnight-pumpkin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Goodnight, Pumpkin.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/sobbing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sobbing</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/stake-first.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stake first</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/keep-them-close.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Keep them close</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/y-y-yes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Y-y-yes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/torch-and-stake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Torch and 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fridge</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/shocked-silence1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shocked silence</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/the-managers-occupied.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The manager's occupied</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/fatty-wants-to-see-the-manager.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fatty wants to see the manager</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/submarine-and-the-screen-door.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Submarine and the screen door</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/shocked-silence.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shocked 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T</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/random-shitty-band-t.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Random Shitty Band T</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mens-sexy-wizard-t.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Men's Sexy Wizard T</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/joseph-decreux-mempad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joseph Decreux 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Itinerary</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/original-itinerary.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Original Itinerary</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/shit-goggles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shit Goggles</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-01T06:39:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2012/03/16/st-patricks-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/worse-idea1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Worse idea.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/high-five2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HIGH FIVE!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/worst-idea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Worst idea.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/worse-idea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Worse idea.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bad-idea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bad idea.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/high-five1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HIGH FIVE!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/great-idea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Great idea.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/better-idea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Better idea.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/a-good-idea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A good idea.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-23T22:21:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2012/03/11/the-great-migration-part-i-preparing-to-leave-germany/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/mr-spock-loves-roller-coasters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mr. Spock loves roller coasters</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/high-five.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HIGH FIVE!!!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/me-too.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me too!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/i-saw-his-junk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I saw his junk!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/no-one-suspects-tear-away-velcro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>No one suspects tear-away Velcro</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/under-arrest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Under arrest...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/not-all-cartoons-are-drawn-to-scale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Not all cartoons are drawn to scale...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/my-car-is-trying-to-kill-me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My car is trying to kill me</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/autobahn-speed-limit-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Autobahn speed limit sign</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/us-speed-limit-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>US speed limit sign</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-17T18:51:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2012/01/16/im-moving/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/joseph-ducreux.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joseph Ducreux</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/moving.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Moving</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-09T23:18:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2012/01/01/4-good-reasons-to-become-a-cannibal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/master-blaster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MASTER BLASTER!!!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/science-at-work.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Science at work.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/scary-as-hell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scary as Hell</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/he-has-great-taste.jpg</image:loc><image:title>He has great taste.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/hes-more-sour-really.jpg</image:loc><image:title>He's more sour, really...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/this-will-end-well.jpg</image:loc><image:title>This will end well...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/theres-a-test-to-drive-a-car-there-should-be-one-to-have-kids.jpg</image:loc><image:title>There's a test to drive a car... there should be one to have kids.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/i-hate-doorbells-by-the-way.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I hate doorbells by the way...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/ted-burgers-are-the-best.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ted burgers are the best.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/i-couldnt-fit-kiss-the-cannibal-onto-the-apron.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I couldn't fit kiss the cannibal onto the apron...</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-06T17:16:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2011/12/18/six-reasons-to-be-afraid-of-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/odin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Odin</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/santa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Santa</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/the-krampus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Krampus</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/reservoir-santa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Reservoir Santa</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/christmas-tree-of-yesteryear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Christmas Tree of Yesteryear</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/normal-christmas-tree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Normal Christmas Tree</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/santa-beast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Santa Beast</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/the-new-guy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The new guy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/taft-be.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taft B&amp;E</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/santa-be.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Santa B&amp;E</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-31T22:31:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2011/12/08/leaving-town-again/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-21T09:41:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2011/12/04/a-major-awards/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/marketing-genius1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marketing genius</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/a-young-lad-in-foggy-london-town.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A young lad in foggy London town.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/yup-its-a-cats-ass-alright.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yup, it's a cat's ass alright.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/liebster-kind-of-means-love-in-german.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Liebster kind of means love in German.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/fire-spells-are-great-for-grilling.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fire spells are great for grilling.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/if-you-keep-staring-ill-have-to-charge-you.jpg</image:loc><image:title>If you keep staring, I'll have to charge you.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mama-tried.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mama tried</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/marketing-genius.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marketing genius</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/you-never-can-be-too-careful.jpg</image:loc><image:title>You never can be too careful...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/it-was-pretty-bad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It was pretty bad.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-06T18:53:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2011/11/23/the-meaning-of-thanksgiving/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ughhh-soo-full.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ughhh.... soo... full....</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/europeans-dont-have-a-track-record-of-being-nice-to-others.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Europeans don't have a track record of being nice to others...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/i-imagine-this-was-asked.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I imagine this was asked.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/and-so-it-begins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>...and so it begins.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/awkward-silence.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Awkward silence</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/greetings-are-made.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Greetings are made</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-11T23:06:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/copyright/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-18T14:18:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2011/11/21/7-x-7-award-and-freshly-pressed-on-the-same-day-whats-a-nerd-to-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/chubbles-i-is-fat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chubbles I is fat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/nooo-why.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NOOO WHY</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/the-handshake1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>THE 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crying some more</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/emotional-butlertron1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>emotional butlertron</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/kid-close-up-blubbery-tears.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kid close up blubbery tears</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/emotional-butlertron.jpg</image:loc><image:title>emotional butlertron</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/butlertron-5000-close-up-no-emotion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Butlertron 5000 close-up no emotion</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/scrapped-knee-crying.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scrapped knee 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That's a no then is it</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/my-bad-dude.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My bad dude.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/the-dragons-riddle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The dragon's riddle...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/i-did-what-i-was-supposed-to-do.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I did what I was supposed to do...</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-23T09:40:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2011/10/23/how-a-toy-ruined-my-childhood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/doll-in-bed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Doll in bed</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/doll-sitting-in-closet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Doll sitting in closet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/doll-ambush.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Doll Ambush</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/doll-not-where-i-left-it.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Doll not where I left it</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/my-names-chucky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MY NAME'S CHUCKY</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/childhood-equation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Childhood Equation</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-24T23:30:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2011/10/16/tom-collins-vs-pretty-much-everything-else/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/i-am-the-destroyer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I AM THE DESTROYER!!!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/tom-collins-surrounded1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tom Collins surrounded</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mongol-attack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mongol attack</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/siesta.jpg</image:loc><image:title>siesta</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bandito-attack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bandito 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surrounded</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-29T16:10:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2011/09/18/live-nerd-repeats-guide-to-being-a-super-villain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/crappy-demands.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crappy Demands</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/were-beaver-and-harp-seal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Were-Beaver and Harp Seal</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/were-beaver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Were-Beaver</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/harp-seal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Harp Seal</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/minion-with-401k.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Minion with 401k</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/undisclosed-location.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Undisclosed Location</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/flying-fortress-city.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flying Fortress City</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/center-of-the-earth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Center of the Earth</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/evil-aristocrat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evil Aristocrat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/militant-dictator.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Militant Dictator</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-18T18:55:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2011/10/03/driving/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/ninja-car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ninja Car</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/fire-the-cannons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fire the Cannons</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cant-move.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Can't Move</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/boarding-action.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Boarding Action</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rich-asshole.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rich Asshole</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/murdernate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Murdernate</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/honk-honk-move.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HONK HONK MOVE</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/the-pirate-car.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Pirate Car</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/crazy-combo-skills.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crazy Combo Skills</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/crashing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crashing</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-29T16:20:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2011/10/09/the-other-cat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/wife-enters-house1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wife enters house</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/friends.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Friends</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/house-planet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>House = planet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/other-cat-views-me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Other cat views me</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/other-cat-views-wife.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Other cat views wife</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/wife-enters-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wife enters house</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/kitty-freak-out-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kitty Freak-out 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/kitty-freak-out-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kitty Freak-out 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/kitty-freak-out-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kitty Freak-out 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/the-horror.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The horror...</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-11T03:46:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2011/06/22/first-post-yay/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-31T01:22:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2011/08/03/i-hate-this-cat-i-dont-know-why-i-have-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/conclusion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Conclusion</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/little-girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Little Girl</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/not-quite.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Not Quite</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/jumper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jumper</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/he-knows1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>He knows</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/he-knows.jpg</image:loc><image:title>He knows</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/chubbles-i-is-fat3-e1309006755492.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chubbles I is fat</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-18T22:56:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2011/08/12/the-escape-at-the-supermarket/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/me-covered-in-fruit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me covered in fruit</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fruit-cout-executions-observed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fruit Cout Executions Observed</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fruit-court.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fruit Court</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/napoleon-hat-nick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Napoleon hat Nick</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/puzzled-nick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Puzzled Nick</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/picture-of-moms-idea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Picture of mom's idea</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fortress-of-solitude.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fortress of Solitude</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/escaping.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Escaping</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-19T01:38:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2011/08/20/the-ultimate-question/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/telekinesis-rock-with-mind1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Telekinesis rock with mind</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/about-that.jpg</image:loc><image:title>About that...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/do-you-know-how-fast-you-were-going.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Do you know how fast you were going</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/telekinesis-rock-with-mind.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Telekinesis rock with mind</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/guru-dead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Guru dead</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/guru-atop-the-mountain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Guru atop the mountain</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mental-collapse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mental collapse</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/interrogation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Interrogation</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/the-khan1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Khan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/the-khan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Khan</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-02T11:35:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2011/08/28/things-you-dont-expect/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/cactus1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cactus</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/sinus-medication.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sinus medication</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fire-extinguisher.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fire extinguisher</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/tooth-paste.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tooth paste</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/cactus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cactus</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/eye-drops.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eye Drops</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dear-assholes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dear assholes...</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/the-critter1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The critter</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/eyes-in-the-spinach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eyes in the spinach</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/the-critter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The critter</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-22T14:58:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://underwhelmer.com/2011/09/04/winston/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/slum-lord1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Slum Lord</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/end-result4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>End Result</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://underwhelmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/end-result3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>End 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